I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
How naked do you want me to be?
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