I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
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"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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