i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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