My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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