first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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