A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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