i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
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Dignity is for republicans.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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