Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
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Use "feeling words"
Yay
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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