i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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