i just wanna soil my oats bro
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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