My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
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How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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