check it out our google latitudes are spooning
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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