girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
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There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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