whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
