I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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