so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
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