we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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