I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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