So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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