you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My butt remains clenched, sir.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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