my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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