um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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