Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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