She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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