So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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