great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
