I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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