playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Randomize