Just mADE A PArabola og urine
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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