you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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