if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
We had to coat check the pizza.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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