She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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