Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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