I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize
