the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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