i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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