What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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