Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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