Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
