You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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