I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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