North Korea, Best Korea!
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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