Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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