How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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