I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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