11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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