She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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