Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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