Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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