we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
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