I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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