i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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