Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
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I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
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