Christians are straight up FREAKS
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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