windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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