quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
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I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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