whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
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So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
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There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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